Dave, oh Dave, I'm sorry for all the mean things I do to you
You don't deserve it, and I'm a butthole
Yeah, Dave, oh Dave, you are really nice and I am really mean
Yeah I'm really mean, and I'm a butthole
You remember in lab, when I turned up your headphones
Really loud when you weren't looking
You got really scared, and threw off the headphones
And I laughed and acted like it was funny
But that's not funny...
Not in the least bit.
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We were over at James', you were using the computer
And I snuck up behind you and yelled really loud
You writhed in terror, and told me how angry you were
So I did it again
and that's not funny
Not in the least bit.
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We were at that concert, and I asked you if you had your ticket
Even though it was in my pocket
You started to panic, and I didn't say anything
For about three minutes
And that's not funny
Not in the least bit
